Monday, November 22, 2004

thirsty for blood

apparently 92% of human beings are not intelligent enough to be human beings...well that might explain a few things, and it might not. if you are fairly intelligent and cannot figure out why you are losing brain cells at a rapid rate well it could be a whole assortment of reasons:

1. you are actually not intelligent
2. you have children
3. your intake of 'medication' is not for medicinal reasons
4. you are not hanging your self upside down

According to Alan Alder:

"Your brain needs blood because blood carries its food, oxygen. Oxygen is what enables me to express stunning insights, and you to appreciate them.

One reason for the oxygen deficit is that most of us don't breathe properly. Most of the day, we take shallow breaths from the neck up, instead of breathing deep from the bottom of the abdomen.

Vigorous exercise forces us to breathe hard and heavy and also pumps more blood into the brain. That's why afterward people feel so refreshed, relaxed, content and inspired.

But there's another way to achieve that euphoria: You can hang upside down. It's called inversion therapy, and for some it may be just the ticket."

There you go, that's my key to financial freedom, meet me at the nearest playground (with hanging bars) and I will charge a $50 for any one interested in getting smarter. I will also give you a massage for a mere additional charge of $50.

I will call this 'gray matter therapy'

I still have some openings available, but they might book up fast.

Sunday, November 14, 2004

'the persuaders'

much like brainwashing i think and extremely fascinating. the power of persuasion in the media and advertising has reached unbeknownst to the lay person, incredible heights.....beyond...logic lies...emotion...much more powerful tool which is caped and utilized to the fullest potential....the use of language testing by Frank Luntz has won the bush administration, and the 'codes' termed by Clotaire Rapaille has led him to fortunes for himself as well as kept the fortune 500 businesses successfully selling:

"When you learn a word, whatever it is, "coffee," "love," "mother," there is always a first time. There's a first time to learn everything. The first time you understand, you imprint the meaning of this word; you create a mental connection that you're going to keep using the rest of your life. …So actually every word has a mental highway. I call that a code, an unconscious code in the brain."

we cherish the freedom of choice. but this freedom again is manipulated more complexly and more discretely by the 'powers' of the money mongols through again the media and ad's by preying on our emotional gratifications regardless of neccesity or smarts detoxify

know thyself (when i find my 'codes' i'll let you know how...might be awhile:)

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

oh danny boy!

the dan man is 29th today. he's such a cradle robber i tell you, as i am a mere 20 years...

but he has talents:)

although.... my super genius somehow managed to lose all our files...then recovered only mine...sob...bad bad hard drive really...

big x and many xxx returns of many days:)

Friday, November 05, 2004

'writes' on paper

i love quaint shops like this. love the warmth and learning and quiet but sometimes bubbling excitment of exploring books. i'm starting to get excited about cook books...hmmmmm....