thirsty for blood

apparently 92% of human beings are not intelligent enough to be human beings...well that might explain a few things, and it might not. if you are fairly intelligent and cannot figure out why you are losing brain cells at a rapid rate well it could be a whole assortment of reasons:

1. you are actually not intelligent
2. you have children
3. your intake of 'medication' is not for medicinal reasons
4. you are not hanging your self upside down

According to Alan Alder:

"Your brain needs blood because blood carries its food, oxygen. Oxygen is what enables me to express stunning insights, and you to appreciate them.

One reason for the oxygen deficit is that most of us don't breathe properly. Most of the day, we take shallow breaths from the neck up, instead of breathing deep from the bottom of the abdomen.

Vigorous exercise forces us to breathe hard and heavy and also pumps more blood into the brain. That's why afterward people feel so refreshed, relaxed, content and inspired.

But there's another way to achieve that euphoria: You can hang upside down. It's called inversion therapy, and for some it may be just the ticket."

There you go, that's my key to financial freedom, meet me at the nearest playground (with hanging bars) and I will charge a $50 for any one interested in getting smarter. I will also give you a massage for a mere additional charge of $50.

I will call this 'gray matter therapy'

I still have some openings available, but they might book up fast.