grumpy

tired of waddling
tired of rolling
tired of hormones
tired of grumps
tired of being female

I say this alot, especially now...
grass is greener as a man
i envy that

i know there are greatness to being female
don't care, can't think of any
i want to be a man

i would like to win the lottery
i would like to be unfat ( although, apparently all i have is a humongous belly)
the one cool thing is that it is a really cool feeling and i love the movements and the result.
just detest the transition to the outside world

i'm grumpy

i would like a pampered vacation with my own slave please.